Holy Hooker, we're getting Born This Way tonight.
I know that we are young, and I know that you may...
January- Free bitchdom begins February- Near death by way of laryngitis/bronchitis/whooping cough March- GSNAP April- Best birthday to date May- 3 words: Haus.of.GayGay June- A star is born July- Best month of the year August- “Look at your life, look at your choices! You took a roofie from a Priest…” September- “I don’t know when, I don’t know...
Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life.– Gabriel García Márquez (via kari-shma)
Password pt. 2
ME: Whats your computer password?
Gaga (as Jo Calderone) wrote on my wall.
I literally burst into tears for about 10 minutes and I’m still shaking. I’m so sorry. Thank you for raising your voice against unacceptable abuse, you’re strong and I hope you’ll always be. x She writes this because her making light of people’s misinterpretation of her #CallTherapist to #CallTheRapist Tweet made me uncomfortable and I said so. Wow. She is the...
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they...– Anais Nin (via momopotato)
There's no such thing as an Innocent Kiss-
Intuition is a home dusty with neglect. No longer is it clear for me whatever is correct.
Love is about danger, always. Love jumps off cliffs, love is irrational. It...– Lady Gaga (via glitterxgrease)
I wondered which was harder, in the end. The act of telling, or who you told it...– Sarah Dessen (Just Listen)
GET OFF MY STAGE
Can I go home now, pleaaaaase? And by home, I of course mean, New York.
Eventually it comes to you, the thing that makes you exceptional, if you are at...– Lorraine Hansberry (via awritersruminations)
I'm so ready to be blonde.
David's Insanity Theory or: Why I am the Universe
The center of an object can be described as a single point in which the distance in any direction on X, Y, and Z from said point is equal. Using David’s Importance Theory we determined that every point is the center of the Universe. This contradicts the definition of the center of an object. Therefore it can be said all points in the Universe are the same point. And since matter cannot...
When you order takeout and the doorbell rings:
What do you imagine death to be like?
The pictures will stop.
You’re weeelcooooome. Mila & Natalie. Black Swan. Kay.
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are...– Marianne Williamson (via fevenaraya)
So maybe my Patronus is Lady Gaga.
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.– Martin Luther King Jr.
David's Importance Theory or: Why I'm the Center...
We will first begin by declaring how to determine the center point of a three dimensional object. A three dimensional object is an object that exists in three planes. We will call these planes X, Y, and Z. The center of the object is merely the point at which the distance in any direction on X, Y, and Z from said point is equal. Now we will take the variable “object” and replace it...
Conversations are the most important events of our lives.